There's only one thing worse than a turtledove, and that's is a turtledove who feels entitled to your good opinion. 

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1) 小斑鸠很孤单，几乎没有朋友。有一天，他问白头翁：“白头翁爷爷，谁能和我交朋友呢？”      

2) 白头翁说：“你可以去和喜鹊交朋友，他热情、善良！”      

3) 小斑鸠惭愧地说：“我强占过他的巢，他不会和我好的。”      

4) 白头翁说：“你可以去和啄木鸟交朋友，他勤劳、正直！”      

5) 小斑鸠不好意思地说：“上次，我骂他是笨蛋，他不会原谅我的。”      

6) 白头翁想了想，又说：“那么，你去找小麻雀试试，他天真、活泼！”      

7) 小斑鸠为难地说：“不行啊，前几天我和他打了一架，把他啄得头破血流。”      

8) 白头翁叹了一口气说：“哎，你总是欺负别人，谁还愿意成为你的朋友呢？” 


See the <a href="http://blog.sina.com.cn/s/blog_4cb7f70901017yot.html" target="_blank">source</a>.

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1) The little turtledove was very lonely, he had almost no friends. One day, he asked the wizened old man: "Wizened Grandfather, who will make friends with me?"

2) The old man said: "You could go make friends with the magpie, he's enthusiastic and kindly!"       

3) The little turtledove ashamedly said: "I once forced him out of his nest, he won't be nice to me."       

4) The old man said: "You could go make friends with the woodpecker, he's hardworking and upright!"      

5) The little turtledove said with embarrassment: "Last time [I saw him], I called him an fool, he won't forgive me."       

6) The old man thought a moment, then said: "Then, you could go try the sparrow, he's unaffected and lively!"    

7) The little turtledove , "That won't do, a few days ago he and I came to blows, I pecked him in the head and he bled."      

8) The old man sighed and said: "Ai, you're always off bullying others, who'd still want to be your friend?"  

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