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Another slightly off-color joke, this one about two parents dealing with an unexpected pregnancy in the family.

You'll have to forgive me these couple of not-really-for-kids jokes, . The Chinese title of this joke is "你可以再来一次".

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一个16岁的女孩跟她母亲说她已经2个月没来了.... 母亲一听不得了赶紧去药房买了验孕剂来确认一下... 结果女孩真的怀孕了！ 母亲又哭又骂的问到:"到底是那个浑蛋干的好事，你给我从实招来!!" 女孩只好打了通电话... 半小时后，一部全新的法拉利跑车疾驶到了女孩家门，而跨出车门的是位全身名牌衣着又风度翩翩的中年绅士. 绅士进入屋内与女孩及她的父母双亲在客厅坐了下来. "午安!"绅士礼貌的向她们问候并说道:"令媛刚刚告知了我这个大问题，但是因为我的个人家庭问题，很抱歉我无法娶令媛为妻，不过我会负该负的责任" "这样好了，如果生的是女孩，我会留3家店面，2间房子，1栋海边别墅及一个200万美金的帐户给她" "如果生的是男孩，我会让他继承2家公司再加上一个200万美金的帐户" "如果生的是双胞胎，那就每人继承1家公司还有各100万美金的帐户" "但如果不幸流产了............" 此时在一旁沉默已久的父亲，突然站起来，并把手紧紧的搭在绅士的肩上后说:"没关系，到时你可以再来一次!!" 

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A 16-year-old girl said to her mother that her period was two weeks late... as soon as her mother heard this, she rushed in extreme haste to the pharmacy to buy a pregnancy test and confirm the issue... sure enough the daughter was pregnant!  Crying and yelling, the mother asked, "Whichever scoundrel did this, you make him come face me!!" The daughter was forced to pick up the phone... half an hour later, a brand new Farrari sports car quickly pulled up to the girl's front door, and who stepped out of the car but an elegant middle-aged gentleman wearing a completely new set of brand-name clothes. The gentleman entered the room and sat down in the living room with the daughter and her parents. "Good afternoon!" the gentleman politely paid his respects, and said, "Ling Yuan [presumably daughter's name] just told me about this serious problem, but because of my own family situation, I'm very sorry to say I can't take Ling Yuan to wife, but I will bear the responsibility I should bear. This should do: if a girl child is born, I will give her 3 storefronts, 2 houses, 1 seaside villa and a bank account with 2 million American dollars in it. If a boy is born, he will inherit 2 companies plus a bank account worth 2 million American dollars. If it's twins, each will inherit one company and a 1 million American dollar bank account. But if it's a miscarriage..."  At that moment, the girl's father, who had been sitting silently off to one side, suddenly stood up, put both hands firmly on the gentleman's shoulders and said, "Don't worry, if that happens you can come back again!"  如果生的是双胞胎，那就每人继承1家公司还有各100万美金的帐户" "但如果不幸流产了............" 此时在一旁沉默已久的父亲，突然站起来，并把手紧紧的搭在绅士的肩上后说:"没关系，到时你可以再来一次!!" 

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